The Vending Machine

Based from the SC4D Vending Machine at SC4 Devotion. You simply insert something into the vending machine, and the next
poster states what they want to receive, followed by what they want to
insert into the vending machine. Here's an example (with fake names):

Bob's post: *inserts five dollars*
Jane's post: *receives Brawndo the Thirst Mutilator* *inserts two dollars*

However, you are not restricted to inserting cash into the machine.

Here goes......

Inserts an American Express Black Card......